I am so sick of overly rich people adoring their new borns. Even Jennifer Garner who I have admired says she will do anything for the happiness of her children. Excuse me but that turns my old age stomach. Life, and I don’t care how rich you are, is not easy and children should,in my opinion, be taught that it is hard, something to be conquered. Instead the new young are being taught they are adored, and will grow to believe the world owes them something, and by God they will throw a tantrum until they get it.
For some reason, far beyond my ken, life is meant to be hard, I don’t know why but it is. I don’t care if you believe in fate, the now of it all, or nothing at all. Life is hard. And if you think that parents who give all to their young on a silver platter, and constantly tell them…you are wonderful, you are magic, you are the be all and end all…well all I can say there is much disappointment waiting beyond tomorrow.
There are lessons to be learned. Forget the silver platters because when it comes down to the nuts and bolts of it all..well there are just nuts and bolts.
What have you taught your children today? What will they remember?
I happened to be leafing through one of those supermarket rags the other day. You know the ones that claim Angelina Jolie is really wicked, Jennifer Aniston will never recover from Brad, the Kardashians are actually people of importance and George Clooney is truly in love this time.
These things have not changed in the decades since rags became reading material but what has changed is children. Most notably ‘star’ children – and a suspicious number of twins who are ‘star’ children.
There are whole sections of magazines devoted to toddler fashion declaring that Jennifer Garner’s child out fashions Sarah Jessica’s.
And the one thing in common with all the smiling parents is how much they adore their children, or out adore compared to others. The sign of good parenthood is no longer teaching, guiding, or God forbid, disciplining. It’s all about adoration. And it is not just the stars but those more common folk who mimic fake magazine people; in fashion, food and music who are into the whole adoring thing.
So just a few questions that come to mind:
1) When your children are grown and they are not the center of everyone else’s universe will you make provisions to hire an Adorer because in time, a very short time you Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Sarah…Jennifer..etc etc are going to get pretty sick and tired of giving, giving, giving?
2) When you are spending your life adoring your children are you going to invest in bubble wrap to protect their poor psyches from a cruel and harsh world that might actually expect them think of something other than themselves?
3) How will we gauge who the better adoring parent is? Could it be by smiles, gifts? Or could it be by how they turn out? I guess we would need a standard, a gold standard for that. Paris Hilton comes to mind. And Lindsay Lohen. And……
4) When you have praised every word, every action, every little burp, how are you going to continue the praise when there is nothing left? Perhaps complimenting what isn’t there…’Good for you that you do not have an extra toe..that’s a good girl and at 23 I don’t think you will ever develop one.’
5) If push comes to shove will you sacrifice your own self-respect to make your child feel good about themselves? ‘Oh you are so wonderful, much more than I am. I am so lucky to have you, blessed by your very presence.’
I can only hope that all these babies of adoration will someday live in their own city, perhaps called Centerville so that all the real children who learn that you have to actually earn points by hard work, that life is hard but can be mastered and that not everyone is going to like you let alone adore you, can get on with their life in the real world. Children, who will know that in spite of hardship they are loved, and that adoration is nothing, except a façade setting up unrealistic expectations for these wee ones.
Besides, all that smiling and reporters saying, “He/She adores their little one so much. It is proof how well loved they are.” Adoration has never been an indicator of love and too much smiling just makes me wonder how many Mommy Dearest books are waiting to be written.