Grandparenthood is a wonderful thing to be blessed with. You get to observe and plump up your peacock bragging feathers at every brilliant word that falls from tiny mouths as though their brilliance is somehow a direct result of your genetic presence. Somehow it is a time for wonderment and while you are pretty sure your own children went through the same development you were too busy working, cleaning, teaching, disciplining and just generally being a parent. Observation and contemplation of small miracles are definitely a bonus when one considers your offspring’s offspring.
I have mentioned previously G2′s commentary on life and living and learning. One of my faves of course is when his older brother taught him to never say the ‘F’ word and he didn’t even know what that particular word was but you got a scolding if you used the letter in any word until one he proclaimed, Granny fish begins with F and you can say it!’
I have noticed just how keen his observation skills are, rapidly developing, whilst my seem to be declining.
So – we were in the car the other day and I noticed a woman walking down the street and as we passed I noticed her tired looking too blonde dye job, her slight gimpy walk and thought that she generally looked weary and more round than lean.
As we rounded a corner G2 shouts out excitedly – Granny did you see that lady? She looks just like you. SHE has your face and everything!
Of course this is the same child that looked at a pic in a magazine that showed a very attractive young female standing next to a seated very elderly lady. Jokingly I asked him if the beautiful woman looked like me and very seriously he said no and pointed to the very ancient, must have been 90 lady and said that’s you Granny!
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November 29, 2012 at 9:56 am
So funny. You’ve gotta laugh, right? My daughter is pretty much convinced I’ve been around since the Revolutionary War. Seriously.
December 3, 2012 at 10:11 am
See? Now doesn’t that mean she just thinks you are as wise as Methusala? I’m betting!
November 27, 2012 at 10:09 am
I refused to “like” this. I laughed, but I will not like it! What ever happened to little pitchers should be seen and not heard. Is that right? HF
December 3, 2012 at 10:10 am
I think the little pitchers “have big ears” and children should be seen and not heard HF…I just can’t figure out why we gave that whole idea up. Nothing wrong with quiet pitchers or children. It’s like we gave them the right to free speech about 10 years too early!
December 3, 2012 at 11:05 am
Exactly!
November 26, 2012 at 9:53 pm
You’ve got to love them. My grandson stayed over night when he was ten. After washing my face, I went to tuck him in. He said, “You look totally different without your make up Gramma.” I didn’t even ask if it was better or worse.
December 3, 2012 at 10:30 am
I love it Darlene! See different probably means just different and you are as beautiful to him with or without!
November 26, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? It just spills from their little mouths, never a thought for the recipient – family or not!
Thanks for the belly laugh, Chris!
December 3, 2012 at 10:08 am
I remember Art Linketter’s show called kids say the darndest things. I guess much has not changed
November 26, 2012 at 6:49 pm
OMG–I laughed out loud at this one. Hard! I laughed really hard. What a total hoot, Chris! Kids are hilarious.
Hugs,
Kathy
December 3, 2012 at 10:07 am
They are priceless Kathy. I wonder how long the priceless age lasts? Before they get to know enough to think they know it all!
November 26, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Hilarious Chris! I’m just glad my kids have learned to filter. OS#2 used to request that before I showed up at school “Please make your hair straight and wear that pretty blue eye make up” OS#1 was ok with me at school as long as I didn’t laugh.
December 3, 2012 at 10:06 am
Oh Emily that is hilarious! and how nice that OS#2 appreciates good eye makeup
November 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm
whoops! My grandchildren say exactly the same thing!!!
December 3, 2012 at 10:04 am
You sure cannot beat the ‘grand’ in those children. Too young to be less than pure honesty.
November 26, 2012 at 2:23 pm
I knew there was a reason not to have grandkids! at least now i’m prepared for the worst.
December 3, 2012 at 10:03 am
Ah yes…the best and the worst from little eyes and minds and mouths LOL
November 26, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Thanks for the tips from this soon to be granny
December 3, 2012 at 10:35 am
Beverley you have such wonderful announcements!! You are going to love Grannyhood!
November 26, 2012 at 1:38 pm
Gave me such a good laugh, I pinned it. http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112797116288/
One of my treasured memories is my first grandchild upon seeing me release all my white hair to re-do it, remarked with great pleasure, “Your hair is so beautiful.” Love those grands.
December 3, 2012 at 10:02 am
Thanks for the pinning Katherine. Maybe I should make my hair white and hope to get the same comment!
November 26, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Oh no and ouch!
Keep laughing, grandma.
December 3, 2012 at 10:01 am
It is a laugh a minute Georgette. Hope your weekend was great!
November 26, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Hahahahahahahahahaha! I had to stop eating my lunch to laugh.
Your G’s are sooooo funny. I can laugh because I am waiting for these pearls of joy to be forth coming from the wee ones. You know you DON’T look like that to them. In their eyes you are either like them, or not. And we are all in the “not” category.
December 3, 2012 at 10:01 am
After reviewing all of his beautiful women including Dracu Laura and Marceline G2 has conceded that Grandma’s do look ‘a little’ pretty!
December 3, 2012 at 5:42 pm
A “little” is better than “gahhhhhhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOO Grandma!”
November 26, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Kids. My son got all excited, yelling Mommy! Mommy! last night while watching a movie. He definitely thought I looked like the lady ogre from Shrek.
December 3, 2012 at 9:59 am
Oh Tori! Since the lady ogre is really sweet I am sure all he saw was her loving heart! Unless of course you really are green!
November 26, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Oh NO! What to say. the child obviously needs glasses.. haul him off immediately.. once a very young girl child said to me solemnly.. you DO look better with your sunglasses ON! I know she was little but I have never quite gotton over it. have a lovely day.. c
December 3, 2012 at 9:58 am
Well it is Monday morning and I am glad we are on the road -first leg of our trip – I am sure you brave but teary eyed quivering lip animals were doing their best to be sure you departed with confidence!