Bridgesburning Chris King:

Hilarious unless..nah still hilarious..it’s a good nifty fifty

Originally posted on japecake:

Alien abduction, feigned

Alien abduction, actual

Amnesia and short-term memory loss

Amnesia and short-term memory loss

Amnesia and short-term memory loss

Arbitration, binding

Arbitration, non-binding

Backsies

Barrel over Niagara Falls

Batpole

Boiling the pet rabbit on the stove to be discovered by the family upon their return

Breakup clues secretly incorporated into the New York Times crossword

Cake in the shape of a broken heart with strawberry blood, inscribed “It’s over” in black frosting

Catapult

Changing the locks on your shared canal

Civil War re-enactment “accident”

Coffee-can stilts

Crab-walking

Death Divorce by chocolate

Diving into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese and swimming away

Extra-large self-addressed stamped envelope

Five hundred balloons strapped to a lawn chair

Getting sucked into a huge intake pipe after falling into the chocolate river after being expressly forbidden to drink from the chocolate river

Going out for cigarettes, coming back with the guy who…

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kathryn McCullough
    Oct 10, 2012 @ 18:47:29

    How funny!

    Reply

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